you're gonna carry that weight

mars/janise/mj/21/agender/veg

i'm your friend

stfueverything:

neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

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frustration-squared:

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

oh my god

(Source: sizvideos, via luvyg)

callmeoutis:

don’t you dare forget

(Source: neilcicierega)

Straight White Boy Problem #494

straightwhiteboyproblems:

*me chillin in the living room waitin for Monday Night Football* adrian Peterson is goin to get suspended for whipping his kid with a stick and serves him right. kids don’t deserve that type of punishment if they can’t defend themselves *dad comes back from work, says “I hope you got all of your…

rodimuskun:

vriskawaii

rodimuskun:

vriskawaii

sadbisexual:

people say bisexuals are greedy but ive never met anyone greedier than a straight man

(via return-da-slab)

notbadword:

It’s the match up we’ve all been waiting for

notbadword:

It’s the match up we’ve all been waiting for

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